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I Launched a Webcomic!

I’m jumping into the world of webcomics with By Watching You. It’s about memes that wake up into the horrible, horrible world that is the Internet. We are the ones to blame for this, you guys. What’s a meme? Doesn’t matter. Anyway, go check it out. Keep reading Episode 5: You Murdered It! or ... Continue
Permalink 2014-10-15 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Cure Hiccups by Drinking Water Upside-Down and Backwards

The key is to be backwards. I get hiccups about as often as any one else, but when I do they last for hours. Occasionally they have lasted for days. Did you know there’s an injection for hiccups? I got it recently. It lasted about 24 hours. Then I was on my own again. I have occasionally had s... Continue
Permalink 2014-08-22 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Roll For It Game, And Secretly Teaching

I got the game Roll For It to teach to my 3½ year old and it has had a great impact. If your kid is good at numbers and matching, this is a perfect game for teaching some of the skills that games need. And it’s fun! Continue
Permalink 2014-07-11 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

How to Lock an SVN Directory

You can lock files in svn with svn lock. But you cannot lock directories. Here’s a workaround. Continue
Permalink 2014-06-27 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Just Like Those Tobacco Scientists

I just love this ad campaign. Remind me again why doctors aren’t scientists? This ad is pure camp. But the most delightful part is the way this episode of US history is being spun for pseudo-science right now. Just about any flavor of pseudo-science brings it out as a failure of science. T... Continue
Permalink 2014-06-12 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

PHP Fatal Errors Don't Have To Be So Painful

PHP is probably the most common programming language on the web. You use webpages that are based on it every day, for sure. It got so common by being highly-usable. But that doesn’t mean it was well made. For example, every language has to deal with errors. PHP has grown up around a strange mix... Continue
Permalink 2014-05-05 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

DOMX: Use It On Webpages

Before browsers had the “Inspect Element” option, I built this tool to let me explore a page using JavaScript more easily. You can mess with a web page’s current data and try new things any time you like in many browsers, but you have to know how. DOMX makes it simpler and faster once you get u... Continue
Permalink 2014-04-17 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Tabitha & The Book

(I thought this one was boring and forgot it, but my kid actually requested it so I had to think it up again.) One time at school, Tabitha was reading a book. Remember, Tabitha never washes her hair. So little black spots dropped out of her hair onto the book as she read. She couldn’t read the... Continue
Permalink 2014-04-11 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Tabitha's Stinky Hair

(I’m not proud of this one, but I think I swung it in a good direction.) One time, Tabitha met some other kids and they had a lot of fun. They played on the swings and on the see-saw. Remember, Tabitha never washes her hair. When the kids came near her to play tag they said “What’s that smell,... Continue
Permalink 2014-04-11 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Tabitha Plays Hide and Seek

One time, Tabitha and her friends were playing hide and seek in the park. The It player started counting and Tabitha ran off to find a hiding place. She found a really great place to hide in a bush. After all the other kids had been found and only Tabitha was left hiding, the It player called ... Continue
Permalink 2014-04-11 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Tabitha Grows A Tree

One time Tabitha was walking down the sidewalk and a seed fell in her hair. Remember Tabitha never washes her hair and so it was very dirty. And seeds love dirt. So the seed began to grow. Continue
Permalink 2014-04-11 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

Tabitha Doesn't Meet Ariel

One time Tabitha was waiting in line to meet Ariel. Remember, Tabitha never washed her hair, so it was very dirty. Continue
Permalink 2014-04-11 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck

The End

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Permalink 2014-03-31 00:00:00 +0000 dankuck
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